Retained

I know you’ve been wondering, and I am so happy to report that I’ve found my retainer.  I actually went looking for it a few months back, and thought it had been lost to the garbage since I’d moved out of the house.  I couldn’t blame mom, considering I would have probably done the same thing.  I mean really, who wants a 10 year old multi-thousand dollar piece of plastic?

But in a miraculous moment I was going through the bottom dresser drawers at my parents’ new house, and like a tiny gift, I found it in cahoots with an old razor and pumas stone.  I’m embarrassed to tell you that I was ecstatic.  I immediately brought it to the bathroom, gave it a good rinse, brushed it with some industrial-strength toothpaste and shoved it against the roof of my mouth.

“I FWOUND MY REEETHAINER!” I yelled across the house, “AND ITH STHILL FWITTHS!”

Mom was so proud.

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2 responses to “Retained

  1. Aw man, if I found my retainer that would be good, but I think I’d be way too scared to put it on because it would look so gross after all this time…

    Congrats, though! Hope you enjoy the comfy ache of it 🙂

  2. Mom

    Too funny. And you still looked as good in it as you ever did!

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