“And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon at 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1,000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So we go and it's closed. So there's me and Keith Moon and David Crosby, breaking into this little sweet shop, right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well, I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.”


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