Rosie and I went to the mall to return something on Friday. As we're walking in, this well-dressed, middle-aged black man who is approaching us points at me and says, “Man, I just LOVE that scarf. That scarf is off the chain!”
It really is an amazing scarf. I stole it from my friend Ashlee a few weeks ago. I took advantage of her not sober state. I'm sure she wants it back, but I just have so many outfits to wear it with!
(why am I not asleep right now?)